What would you do if your planet ceased to exist after a nap?
Once upon a time, there was a princess…
Scrap that.
Once upon a time, there was a hermit called Yao Si.
She was an orphaned hikikomori who lived a peaceful and mundane life in her cosy little apartment.
Just when she thought she’d live out the rest of her mundane days… she died.
By a strange twist of fate, she was somehow turned into a vampire, even worse, a fifth-generation weakling with no combat ability at all.
Vampires had their own little secret society, cultural feuds, and called themselves bloodlings.
With the threats of another civil war among the bloodlings, Yao Si remained composed.
‘Even if this war of bloodlings rages on again, it will need a miracle to affect me,’ she thought.
So, a miracle occurred…
When she was woken up from a millennnia-long nap, she found that her beautiful mother planet Earth had ceased to exist.
Even the oldest bloodling in the entire universe was now one of her grand [ times infinity] child.
Everyone will have to call her “ancestor” from this moment onwards!
The peasant Yao Si had successfully revolted and taken charge, let’s see who dares to call her a weakling anymore!
“Hey! You, that guy over there!
“Yes, you.
“Come on, let’s fight, if I lose, I will call you ‘dad’!”
So… she has a new dad.
Yao Si “…”
Mu Xuan “…”
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Retarded comedy. Not recommended for those who still want to keep their brain cells.
Others seems to love this novel, but it's not my cup of tea. The plot focuses on comedy before all else, and so, the plot and reasoning for many things is insanely illogical. The MC is really dull headed, to the point that reading the first 30 chapters was a torturous experience. Things improve a bit after that, though not by much. Too many haha elements, too little solid plot. Not recommended.
If anyone else decided to read this please fill the chapters with comments. It was really lonely being the only one to comment
The summary is not accurate. That is not how she gets the “dad”
I have this urge to count how many table was flipped. Hahhahhaahha.. Good novel indeed.
This was a really wild ride. It was laughing most of the time. The imagination of the author is great. A seriously fun book to read. Hahahaha.
Why are there only two comments?
I was not expecting the ending at all👁️👄👁️ it came as a surprise, It's a 10/10 for me ♥️♥️